Dealing with the noise & haste.

To drive to Ohio right now for free pancakes?

Because I’m seriously considering.
Which makes me an asshole. 

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That bug?
Found a jar and caught him.
I then released him back into the wild to spawn and run amok.
You’re welcome.
I am now an official bug catching master. 

Normally I could care less
But one is this huge thing that looks like a spider with wings and I swear it is staring at me and waiting for my eyes to close to fuck all seven shades of my shit up…
Shitfuckdamn 

xwhatserface:

mel-lovable:

karameruru:

viremi:

thelocalpaedo:

TAKE^EEEEEEE

ON^NNNNNNN

ME^EEEEEEE

TAKE ON ME

TAKE^EEEEEEE

ME^EEEEEEE

ON^NNNNNNN

TAKE ON ME

I’LL^LLLLLLL

BE^EEEEEEE

GONE^EEEEEEE

IN A DAY OR

TWO^{OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO}O_{OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO}O^OOOOOOOOOOO

And it sucks.

But sometimes life is this wonderful, inspiring thing too.

Versa Sedan or Fiat Pop?

Versa has: 30 mpg city/hwy; an actual trunk; 4 doors; $11,800 
Fiat Pop has: 30-38 mpg city/hwy; 2 doors; hatchback… I want the fiat but it is like $16,000

I could theoretically affor the Fiat if I made monthly payments.
Augh.
I just want my car. 

I want my car.
Not someone else’s used car, or an expensive new car.
I just want mine.
Because it was the best freaking car ever and I do not trust anyone else’s shit.

Thanks oil on the road for ruining my life. 

hitrecord:

Tiny Story by Day Glo

Text REsource by jenesaisquoi

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Whenever their song began to play,

Their wrinkles vanished, they lost the grey.

An unacknowledged truth, it seems,

Is: Radios are time-machines.

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I want to be cuddled endlessly
And also left alone

I should have been born as a house cat